I'm walking up the stairs to go bed... Shit! was that a scorpion I just saw?
yep.
I run into the closet and grab the biggest stompin boot I can find.
Carefully stepping down the stairs I spy the evil beast and smash it to a pulp.
Or so I think. But the bastard slinks its body into the crevice of the stair and I can't reach it no matter how hard I smash.
I needed something to pry the sucker out. thinking thinking...SCISSORS! (I do belive the idea came from a TKW story)
My heart pounding and adrenaline pumping fast and furious I chop the mother fucker in half. chop chop. head still moving. chop.chop.chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop...
Dead!
and in a million pieces on the floor.
17 comments:
LOL! Gross, but funny. Reminds me of a relative of mine choppin' up snakes with a garden hoe.
High Five baby! I have (had because I've been on a mission) these spiders in the basement. They are soooo clueless to what is hitting them. The spray of death hits them...then the shoe.
xoxo
So very funny ! I can see you boot in one hand ...scissors inthe other...chop chop shreek shreek chop chop...lmao. No Pics ??
Ewwwwwwwww, you cut up a bug. Ewwwwwwwww, thank the lord we don't have scorpions. However, the flying cockroaches suck ass.
High five...great success! (from Borat movie)
Knock on wood, we have yet to have a scorpion.
Aww, you guys keep sayin', "move to Austin, it's great" and then you talk about them scorpions. We ain't got none 'o that 'roun here.
Like I said before, get some Meerkats. Not only are they adorable and highly entertaining, they love to eat those damn scorpions. :P
Jeez, what a visual! Can we call you Jackie Scissorhands now? :)
Thank goodness ya got him!
Rock on with your bad insect-killin' self!
OMG! I can't believe that you have real scorpions... You should see me with a can of fly spray and a redback spider. Art, I tell you. Art.
This post made my skin crawl! hate hate hate the scorpion.
Unless you are talking about the BAND Scorpion.
They rock. :P
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Make me happy to live in the Great White North. Those suckers wouldn't dare come up here and freeze their butts off.
You went all Ed Scissorhands?
I hate bugs of any kind.
I hate those f*ckers.
Scissors...yup, great weapon of choice.
I also love putting a nice sharp letter opener through their tiny brains...
Gads...I found a dead scorpion here in our house today! I scooped him into a ziplock bag to show to non-believers. I hate those little f*ckers.
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