THE CRIME SCENE...
Did Mommy finally snap and finish off the children?
Did Holden bite through his tongue and bleed out through the night?
Or was it the Holden Special: Strawberry Poop Explosion?
You know what it was?
It was the remanants of yesterday's birthday party.
The party where after all the little children left their food plates and juice boxes, Holden came around and cleaned up after them.
Cleaned up after every single one.
It was crackers, cheese, goldfish, juice, strawberries, cookies, melon, chips, more juice, cake, and a bit of grass and dirt...
He was the The Very Hungry Caterpillar who kept eating eating and eating.
And just like the caterpillar he must have had a stomachache at the end.
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ewwwww....
At this age I guess children are too young to learn from their mistakes...(?)
Nasty! Poor little man.
ACK! Not what anyone wants on a Sunday morning. Hope he's better.
Oh my ...I think every parnet has had an experience that required bleach, stain remover, deordorizer and patience!! How is his little tummy now that he has purged????
Poor little man! That sucks and so sad for his mama who had to clean that and him up!
And here I thought someone was going to have to bail you out....
That is disgusting!
Looks like the opening scene from CSI . . .
Okay, while I feel for you, you didn't really have to share, really. :) Poor little guy!
That is just not right.
I love it!
I feel your pain. My kid was covered in poop a few days in a row around Easter. Ugh.
OMG, I was so scared when I saw that picture!!! Glad it was just poop :)
Your posts hit entirely too close to (my) home.
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