Friday, April 28, 2006

Alright, this is my last attempt of acheiving sexy...


(yes TKW, I took your advice about the B & W.)

Consider what I’m working with here-
just me, Nik, and my itsy bitsy teenie weenie polka dot bikini. (If you don’t know who Nik is, he’s my mysterious lover of the Nikon sort.) No fancy lighting, tripod, or studio. No fancy photoshopping or airbrushing. And I'm no buxom Victoria’s Secret swimsuit model.



Why am I doing this?
To prove that you CAN still feel sexy after two kids.
I know some of you are snarfling at me right now. shut up
I'm often asked how I stay in such good shape. HA! I’m not in good shape. I don’t exercise. I couldn’t run a mile even if there was the promise of free beer at the end. (ok maybe I could if it was GOOD beer)
My exercise and diet plan goes like this:
-chase after the Lummins all day, with little time to even sit down and eat.
-trudge up and down the two-three flights of stairs in our house round the clock. Usually carrying 25 pound baby or at least two loads of laundry.
-drink lots of coffee to keep going
-replace food in the evenings for beer .

I'm not sure this diet and exercise plan is going to work for me in the long run though.

24 comments:

Kate Giovinco Photography said...

I think you achieved your goal. You are definitly sexy! No one would believe you had two kids!

Lori said...

Ditto. I think that'd I'd consider having another one (NOT!!!) if I'd look like that. Seriously, hon, you've got those vertical muscle marks on the tummy. You look smokin.

Steph said...

All I have to say is this...NO FUCKING FAIR ! You are hot ! I am diggin your tattoo- I got one last week- come see.

Elizabeth said...

You look phenomenal. I am so jealous. And you have children? So not fair.

Marisa said...

I have two kids, too. But my tummy does not look like yours.

I have good genes, but obviously no where near as good as yours.

Love your tatoo. You and TKW are going to have some fun in the sun!

Kat said...

Dangit, I do work out and haven't had any kids and I don't look nearly as hot as you! Sexy mama!!! Woo-hoo! :)

Anonymous said...

so this is the tattoo... ok. Nice! Mexico is sooo lucky.

Sheri & SuZan said...

I only had one and didn't look like that afterwards. Oh wait a minute, I didn't look like that before! LMAO!

Unknown said...

Dayum.

Wooohooo hot mama!!!

-E said...

Good night, you look HOT! Nik did a fabulous job on those shots!

Kate Giovinco Photography said...

You will be happy to know I am highly considering the Nikon D70S!

For awhile the canon was the top choice but I think the Nikon is going to win out in the end!

Kami said...

Well shit. That same kini does not look quite the same on me.

Hell.

Me said...

I soooooooo did not look like that after 2 kids. Nor after the third kid. LOL.

I just returned from the beach... where I put on 8 lbs. this week. LOL. Since you'll be at the beach sans-children I don't think you'll have to worry about putting on weight, you'll be drinking and living it up! :) (Food? Who needs FOOD?) Sadly, going there last week with my three eating machines I think we spent 75% of our vacation EATING. Ugh. LOL.

You look great... enjoy it and have fun!

Drama Mama said...

ok i have three kids....i think i'm hot...you have me beat girl. GREAT pictures.. I would mat those on white and frame em in black and put em on the wall in a self portrait study.

Irish Church Lady :) said...

Awesome! Can I pretend my body is like that and live vicariously through you?

Melanie said...

Maybe I should quit work and start chasing my kid around all day. I don't think I looked that good before I had him.

I want to hate you but I can't. I'll just have to be jealous of you!

Candy said...

I hate you. You look hot!

Tammy said...

If I didn't love you, I'd hate you. I have 2 kids and look no where near that good!

Jen said...

See, YOU can look sexy after two kids. Key word...YOU!
You look amazing!
My stretch marked, saggy belly is jealous.
You are one lucky lady!

TheStolenOlive said...

Some how I don't think a Nik would have made me look that hot when I was 18. Damn girl, can I borrow about half of your metabolism?

Unknown said...

I want a camera like yours. If only I looked half that good.

Stacie Wagner said...

OK - this is one picture away from soft core porn - if Lummy only knew what his wife was doing - Papa Wags

Nap Queen said...

OMG, hot! Your tummy is awesome.

Unknown said...

Woman, you look AMAZING! I'm 26, no kids and my midriff doesn't even look half as good as that.